Pontiac Racer

written by EveningSide

 

He eats three corndogs a day

He gets all the ladies

He takes back all his xbox games

Late charge at blockbuster, he'll never pay

 

He'll be a jedi someday

He wants to save Padme

He'll own a lightsaber one day

He'll win it off ebay

 

He took the class consumer math

He's got an A, he's gonna pass

He's got 10 dates to the senior prom

Girls love him, he's the bomb

 

He'll be a ninja some day

But for now he's gotta train

He's gonna put you in pain

If you make fun of his middle name

 

Pontiac racer racin' away