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Pontiac Racer
written by EveningSide
He eats three corndogs a day
He gets all the ladies
He takes back all his xbox games
Late charge at blockbuster, he'll never pay
He'll be a jedi someday
He wants to save Padme
He'll own a lightsaber one day
He'll win it off ebay
He took the class consumer math
He's got an A, he's gonna pass
He's got 10 dates to the senior prom
Girls love him, he's the bomb
He'll be a ninja some day
But for now he's gotta train
He's gonna put you in pain
If you make fun of his middle name
Pontiac racer racin' away